Let's admit it; cheating is an art form. It takes great consideration and thinking to do it without getting caught. So, let's review some of the tips for doing it.
1. Delete SMS's, emails and your handphone's call history
There's no need to hang on to these for sentimental reasons. Once you've read them, just delete them. Yes, it's nice to look at these texts and reminisce on the wonderful time that you had lying in between the spread legs of that other woman but don't forget, they also represent damning evidence of your infidelity.
2. Think of any possible 'backlinks'
Think of ways in which the person that you're cheating with is connected to your partner. For example, she has a cousin who is coincidentally your partner's neighbour. With 2 degrees of separation like that, cheating with this girl would be extremely risky. Try to aim for those with at least 5 degrees of separation. But then again, there might just be one critical 'link' that you overlook. So, in actually fact, there would actually be only 1 degree of separation between that girl and your partner. Well, cheating is a risky business.
3. Cheat with the right people
Pick who you intend to cheat with wisely. Don't shag the busty, single waitress who works at Hooters and can't seem to stop talking even for one second. Go for someone who has just as much to lose if people found out about the affair ie. women who are already in a relationship. That way, they'll be less likely to kiss and tell, which is why websites that cater soley to extramarital affairs are very popular. The database for their users are staggering, which is to be expected since these kinds of websites offer anonymity as well as ease of finding someone for cheating. What's more is that there are no time wasters. Those people on these kind of sites are only there for one thing and thus, they don't beat around the bush at all. Those women who register on these kind of sites are only intent on sex, which of course, saves you the hassle of having to woo them beforehand.
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